If I was not a Pastor these are some of the things I might do:
A Rt. 66 kind of thing, except on a motorcycle
Run a bookstore, not wait on the customers and read all day long
Write fiction novels with romance, intrigue, betrayal and friendship – man, I love a good story
Do recovery work all the time with people who are at the end of their rope and think no one cares and there is no way out – I feel closer to Jesus when I do this
Run a store featuring writing instruments. I have a pen collection with hundreds of pens of all sorts. None are terribly expensive, but I am always looking for the pen with the perfect feel. Yes, I know, this is something I should tell a therapist (who had better watch where puts his pen down!!)
An advertising executive. I love a good commercial!!!
I’ll leave it up to you to decide if all this just goes to prove I shouldn’t be a pastor in the first place.