Is this going to be our chart someday?

The ultimate Valentine Day response

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from the naked pastor

Does your wife love you as much as the cat?

From BTW

Ah to be a cat….. they rule their own little world and blissfully ignore all the dangers. And worse, they know they rule their owners.

I was listening to Vermont radio and a comedian came on and told the following story: “Husbands if you want to find out whether your wife on Valentine’s loves you or her cat more try the following: 1) shred her favorite red dress, then 2) pee on her favorite carpet; then 3) sleep as long as you like, get up whenever you feel like it; 4) then go out at night, and come back whenever you like and then see if 5) your wife comes to the door and says to you “Oh honey there you are, I am so glad to see you, I was so worried about you!”