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Archive for December 23rd, 2008

Top Ten Tithe Check Memo Notes

Posted by Don Bryant on December 23, 2008

Here they are from MMI.

10. Gross, not net—as usual!

9. Hush Money

8. Casino winnings!

7. For voice lessons for worship team!

6. Thanks for last night…

5. This equals 12%

4. Don’t cash before Wednesday

3. $1 less for every minute past noon

2. Please don’t spend on crack, again.

1. NOT for children’s ministry!

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Christmas irony – Buffet at Health Department Party Sickens 42

Posted by Don Bryant on December 23, 2008

Click here for the story.

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Today’s Quote 12/23/09

Posted by Don Bryant on December 23, 2008

“Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.”  GK Chesterton

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I like this way of saying it!

Posted by Don Bryant on December 23, 2008

I am in the hand of God, not the hand of odds.

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Penn of Penn & Teller does an interesting riff on evangelism

Posted by Don Bryant on December 23, 2008

Hear his words: though an atheist he doesn’t respect any believer who does not evangelize.

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