Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear? Shhhhh…There it is again…
Multiple Personality – We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic – Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
Mania – Deck the Halls and Walls and the House and the Lawn and the Streets and the Stores and the Office and the Town….
Paranoia – Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then Maybe I’ll Tell You Why….
Depression – Silent Melancholy, Holy Melanchoy, All Is Calm, All Is Pretty Lonely
Obsessive Compulsive – Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell….
Borderline Personality – Thoughts of Roasting In an Open Fire
Passive Aggressive – On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me and Then Took It All Away, But It’s Okay; I’ll Smile and Get ‘Em Back In A Few Days
Happy Holidaze

