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Archive for December 26th, 2006

Psychiatric Ward Christmas Carols

Posted by Don Bryant on December 26, 2006

Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear? Shhhhh…There it is again…

Multiple Personality – We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic – Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

Mania – Deck the Halls and Walls and the House and the Lawn and the Streets and the Stores and the Office and the Town….

Paranoia – Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then Maybe I’ll Tell You Why….

Depression – Silent Melancholy, Holy Melanchoy, All Is Calm, All Is Pretty Lonely

Obsessive Compulsive – Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell….

Borderline Personality – Thoughts of Roasting In an Open Fire

Passive Aggressive – On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me and Then Took It All Away, But It’s Okay; I’ll Smile and Get ‘Em Back In A Few Days

Happy Holidaze

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If for some reason you want to know how many days old you are, check here

Posted by Don Bryant on December 26, 2006

I found this birthday calculator with all kinds of kewl stuff about your birthday, including how many months, days, hours and seconds old you are, plus the hit songs of your year, the day you were probably conceived (more than I need to know), and much more. Enjoy. You can skip over the astrological stuff. For those of you who know me, this kind of stuff makes sense. I can’t stay too serious for too long. I think I’d crack.

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Today’s Quote 12/26/06

Posted by Don Bryant on December 26, 2006

Why are we not more holy? Chiefly because we are enthusiasts, looking for the end without the means.

John Wesley

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